Funny Facebook Statuses

I have no sense of proportion. Which causes me big problems. Or small ones. I'm not sure.

if your still gathering rocks to throw at me,you must have a LOT of rocks and I'm scared

I'm addicted to cold turkey and I don't know how to quit it.

Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it, Genius!.

found out they sell Universal Remotes at the Pound shop... I cant believe power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy!.

thinks rock is dead. And paper killed it!.

I think video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives...

was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In Morse code.

There's a huge debt crisis in Greece. Apparently they've got bills.........they're multiplying.

When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.