Political Ditty

A tyranical leader called Dave
And his liberal democrat slave
Said to those who are learning
You know when you start earning
You'll owe us till you lay in your grave

Cos the fees way to small as they stand
So we're raising them up to nine grand
Till we get to the day
If your daddy cant pay
Then your uni dreams just turned to sand

University's not for the masses
Its the domain of us rich upper classes
So dont look in our eyes
As you serve us our fries
And someone gets paid for our passes