Showing posts with label facebook status funny amusing clever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook status funny amusing clever. Show all posts

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Funny Facebook Statuses

I have no sense of proportion. Which causes me big problems. Or small ones. I'm not sure.
if your still gathering rocks to throw at me,you must have a LOT of rocks and I'm scared
I'm addicted to cold turkey and I don't know how to quit it.
Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it, Genius!.
found out they sell Universal Remotes at the Pound shop... I cant believe power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy!.
thinks rock is dead. And paper killed it!.
I think video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives...
was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In Morse code.
There's a huge debt crisis in Greece. Apparently they've got bills.........they're multiplying.
When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.